Cross Stitch Song

This is a hilarious song: Cross Stitch (mp3)

My favorite is:
"Knitting Needles Don't Kill People, Old Ladies Do"

Or How About:
"I see your ball of wool and smile"

Or:
"I get ectasy when I make tea cozies"

The chorus:
"knit 1, purl 1, drop 1, cast on, cast off. (crochet, crochet, crochet)"

Enjoy!